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Survivor: The Battle Of The Bulge




Remember a couple of years ago on Survivor Gabon when Marcus and Charlie and the other guys flopped around in their boxers unobstructed. Well of course many of us remember that led to Marcus and his famous pop-out (see below). Well I guess CBS wants to ensure we don't get any more accidental penis shots and are therefore blurring all the crotches of the current group of guys on Survivor Nicaragua. I got to tell you in some ways it makes the shots much more sensational and erotic. No we are not getting to see any back and forth action but we are left to wonder if the size of the blur matches the guy on screen...


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Initially I was drawn to Shannon Elkins (below). His hotness faded about the time he opened his mouth. His numerous stupid statements has him atop the tool pile.


Lovely Judson Birza, student and model certainly is purdy but thus far has not shown much in the brain wave department. Even his team mates have dubbed him 'Fabio'.



That leaves Chase Rice, a country musician and former UNC linebacker as my favorite. It is too early to say how my crush will play out but all the blurring of his jockey's certainly helped seal the deal.